What was the best pickup line you ever received?
"I was walking on a busy street. As I passed a very good looking city worker, he said, "" If I follow you home, would you keep me?"". I answered, ""I don't think my husband would let me"""
I've never kissed someone with braces before. What is it like?
My name is ________ and I am intriged with your perfume.
Is it true that submariners do it deeper?
"I don't care if we have sex tonight, I just want to wake up in your arms twenty years from now..."
i love the color of your eyes.
wanna f--k?
"The best pickup line I ever received was When this guy said ""Yo ma I wanna Know how you taste"" and I couldn't help but blush on that one!"
Are you jewish?
"The best pickup line I ever recieved was, ""Hey baby...
I think we should get to know each other better!"""
"Your as pretty as a cow." He was raised on a farm.
Come over here baby and get busy with me.
"I was having a drink after work and this beautiful black lady came in and sat down on the stool next to mine at the bar. After some small talk I bought her a drink, then she just looked at me and out of the blue, said I'm so hot down here I'm about to go crazy! Well I'm sure everyone knows where ""down here"" is. I said ""well, what can I do to help you?"" She asked me if it would bother me to make love to a black women, (I'm white), I said ""no, not at all."" We ended up having a night of the hottest sex I'd had in a while. And you know what? She was really hot down there!!!!!! We got together a couple more times after that. But I'll never forget her forwardness at our first meeting. More women should be that honest."
You intrigue me.
Someone as pretty as you working in a place like this I was working as a cashier On the night shift
"i went to the mall one day and was looking at jewelry,a man came up to me and asked ""what would u like me to buy you""I thought that was a good pick-up line"
"Hey, what do you say we go find some place private and talk over a nice hot piece of you."
you have beautiful blue eyes
How old are you? Wow I just said you couldn't be a day over 25. It looks like you're gonna have to come home with me...I just lost a round of drinks to this table.
I work in retail in a small town so needless to say I see the same people over and over some on a daily basis.I was helping a male customer with a watchband(he had been in the dept. about 45 min)he was having trouble hooking the band because his hands were so shaky. Iasked him if he was nervous and he said.......Oh no honey your so sweet my blood sugar just shot up then he laughed (nervously)and said Icant believe I just said that although it is true.this was about a month ago and he still comes in almost daily. He tells me since I work in the jewelry dept.he's hoping my wedding ring is just for advertising.
"Hi, how are you feeling tonight?"
Hi! Can you help me with....
Would you like a Pickled Egg? You have to be English to understand this one!!
"Did you like my purse? One evening I was at a local pub that my girlfriend and I would often go to. We were having a really great evening, due to a few decisions I had made. I was really enjoying my best friend's company, and from the corner of my eye I noticed this guy!!... He was just amazingly gorgeous, well dressed, meticulously put together with a chiseled look, like a greek god! I shared with my girlfriend and we laughed, nervously. She dared me to go over to the bar where he and a friend of his were. I waited until I realized he was not with another female. I knew his friend he was with, so I struck up a conversation with his buddy. At this time, he went to the restroom, when he returned, I was sitting in the seatnext to him and asked his buddy to introduce his friend,"
"I had a bad tattoo on my behind and I walked into this tattoo studio
to see if I could get something done with it. This guy comes up and asks
me if he can help me and I raised my mini skirt and asked ""Can
you do anything with that?"" He looks and says ""Yeah,
and I can fix that tattoo while I'm back there."" Well, it must
have worked because here I am, 10 years later, working in our own tattoo
studio, still with him, and still loving him."
"It wasn't exactly THE pick-up line. A friend (that I really didn't have alot in common with), and I were talking. He had ask me out when we were in high school, but I had declined. As we were talking, he said something that made me laugh (funny-I can't remember what). As we were laughing, he stopped and stared at me and said, ""God, you are beautiful."" I was just dumb-founded. I had never thought of myself that way. Nor, had anyone ever described me as such. That was the beginning of the most exciting relationship of my life."
"I once heard the line ""Excuse me, but do you have a map because I just got lost in your eyes."""
grab your coat - you've just scored!
Wanna have sex?
"I was working at this welding shop in 1993 when this nice gentleman walked in, we didnt talk at first but then one night he came to sit at my table in the lunch room. His first words out of his mouth were ""Oh my god,I think I need a doctor,cause you look so good and my heart is beating so fast I think I may be having a heart attack"".Then he said ""girl you just have to go out with me"". Needless to say I did and now after 9 years later we are still together and got married to that man in 1995! "
i never thought of this as a line but after reading you page and thinking about it i remembered being out with friends one night and having a guy come up to me and complement the tattoo
Can you tell me when the next train is leaving?
"As a guy, ANY pick-up line would work from an attractive girl but
one night, a girl told me ""You look just like a good friend
of mine, do you mind if I talk to you for a while?"""
take me home and i'll make you happy
DANCE WITH ME.
I have two that I really found great...
"Ruby, I work in a bar. How about you stop on over so that we can
talk for a while."
"Hi sweetie, do your eyes bother you? well they sure bother me."
I'm really sorry I bumped your car door
When I had a twice a lift in this man's car he asked me whether we could talk. He parked his can few meters off the road. He stoped the engine and faced me and asked to face his and talk. He went on to my left ear and whispered some words about love. The moment I tried to turn to my left he did not give me any chance but just kissed me. There was nothing I would do enjoy the moment.
"Jee,"
Can you come over and help me flip my mattress.
S: Does it hurt?
"M-m-m-m-m, what IS the name of your aftershave? (It was beaches, not aftershave - but she didn't need to know that, did she?)"
Today's my birthday and you could be my birthday present.
"I was standing at the bar in a local sports pub and a gentleman walked up to me and said: ""You have the whitest teeth I've never come across."" Needless to say, I was shocked, especially since he simply walked away afterwards!"
My boyfriend who is now my husband walked up to me and said he knew he was going to marry me. And 2 years later he did!! We have now been together for 6 years!!
"guy: ""It must be impossible for you to lie."""
"A girl walked up to me at a college bar, handed me a beer and said, ""Hi, my name's Kathy, but you can call me 'Anytime'""."
"You must be from Tennesee,because you are the only ten I see."
"That outfit is eye catching,I had to let you know how good it looks.I also would like to let you know that it would look so much better next to my bed."
"In reply to my question to my new found lady friend ""do you make love as well as you dance?"" was answered with ""now that's for me to know, and for you to find out!"""
"I was working and a group of men gave me a printed card that said ""I have seen some good looking women in my life, but young woman, you are Beautiful"". It really made my day, I remembered that for a long time."
"Actually the only pickup line that I recall ever receiving is: ""Would you like to go out for a drink?"""
if he's breathing i'm going to f--k it
"Hello my name is _____, i need to know what your doing for the next couple of years?"
you look lonely can we get together?
"I have every intention of using you, and no intention "
"HI, I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH, NOTHING
ELSE."
Hi I have been admiring you for a long time now but I was too shy to say something until now...
"Lawrence, this is so direct and gross that it needs a story....and it's a true story. When I was in college in the Finger Lakes Region of Upstate New York, I ran a swing band that was good enough to have played breaks for Les and Larry Elgart, so we had gigs at colleges all over. Jack, our lead trumpet player blew our minds during breaks, when he went out among the crowd and asked the girls, ""Hi, my name is Jack, would you like to f**k?"" He'd get slapped nine times and laid once, and he figured that was a pretty good deal."
"I was at a club with some friends having a good time, dancing and talking with my friends. "
hay can i bum a cigarette?
"The best pickup line I've ever received was from a totally ugly guy who said to me ""beauty is definitely in the eyes of the beholder, and girl, keep on beholding me!"" "
"you smell like my garden, would you please grow on me sexy!!!!...yes!!!"
"The best pick-up line I ever received was this girl I knew for a long time that told me in a bar,"
You have the most beautiful laugh I've ever heard
Have you got a number that I could call?
I would crawl a thousand miles just to see you.
your eyes are like limpit pools on a moonlit night
"Heaven must be missing an angel,because you're here with me."
"A guy with a gorgeous smile came up to me and said ""hey, is this seat taken"", and sat down next to me."
"The best pickup line I ever received was ""If you're not busy for the rest of the weekend, can I buy you a drink?"" "
"I don't know if it qualifies as a pick up line, but the first thing a guy said to me when he picked me up for a ""blind date"" was, ""I'm going to marry you"". At first site of this man I thought not in your wildest dreams!! He was totaly opposite of what I thought was my perfect guy! We were married 4 years later!!"
Do you believe in love at first site? or should I walk by again?
"Hello, Miss! You and I are made for each other!"
I have a splinter in my ass!
Would you like to come to my place for some cold pizza?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
"someone call the fire department, cause your ass is on fire!"
"Some people are beautiful on the outside, but your beautiful on the inside My thought: What's wrong with the outside? :-/"
I'd really like this night to last just a while longer.!
It's my birthday! Can I take you home and unwrap you?
"If I told you I loved your body , would you hold it agianst me? No , I am doing a survey and I would like to know what sounds you make during intercourse? Could you show me? No , You look real familiar , did I have sex with you ? Was it good? No, The word for the day is legs, let me spread the word. My favorate is ...."
Do you were contacts? Because you have the most beautiful color eyes I've ever seen.
"If I followed you home, would you keep me????"
"I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, butI just had to show it how beautiful you are."
What can I say that you have never heard before?
want to f--k me????? by a number of ladies!!!!!
"I was on my way to work a really long shift and I stopped off at the supermarket to pick up some food to take to work.I realised that the guy behind me was having a good look into my basket, but didnt say anything. I paid and walked to my car about to get in when he ran up to me waving a large box of Italian style biscotti. he gave them to me saying that I was lovely and really shouldnt eat such boring healthy food, I need to be spoilt. Needless to say the bisuits went down well, and 'tho we never started dating we have become great friends."
You have very beautiful brown eyes. I could drowned in them.
Are those spacepants because your butt is out of this world.
Would you go swimming with me at the lake of love?
You have one of the cutest noses I have ever seen! (This was really said to me at a bar)
Are your feet tired? They must be because you've been running through my mind all day.
"I was shopping at the computer store, and needed to take a (cell) call outside. While I was standing outside, a store employee came out and bravely looked right at me and said: ""You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in person."""
"In the morning, how would you like your eggs?"
I like you you seem interested in me lets talk.
What time does the party start @ your
you wanna bump peepees?
"While sitting in a club, a nice looking guy came up to me and said ""You have the most gorgeous red hair I've ever seen and I'm going to sit right back here and admire it."" He then proceeded to sit at a table behind me. Well, as you probably guessed I ended up getting whip-lash, trying to see if he was still watching....He was....and we dated for four months.!!!! "
I think your so sexy.
Your eyes are windows to a world that I want to be a part of.
A man came up to me and said
" Baby, when I get next to you I get all CRAZY inside."
"Do you have the time to wine my clock, it sims to have ran down."
ive never had these said to me but i recon there good enough.............. i lost my phone no. can i have yours and i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?¿?
"Will u marry me, and have my children? We did get married (two yearslater)and 10 years later we have three beautiful little girls."
"I was out for a night of dinner, drinks and clubbing by myself when while eating at the actual bar itself, a very attractive blonde in a real slinky dress sat down next to me along with 3 other girls. They where just talking up a storm and drinking away when out of the blue this taps my shoulder and asks me which of the 4 was the sexiest. Now this was a tough decisiond because all 4 were VERY hot. Nothing less than a 9 1/2 and cute. Well I looked and looked and they stood up and did these ""model"" walks for me but I just DIDN't want to choose one of another and I said that they equally as sexy as each other. Browny point #1 for. Next they just wanted to know who was the best looking. Now I knew the blonde next to me was the best looking but her friends would be wanted by any guy too. So I said it was again, too difficult and not much difference. Browny point #2. There all happy and laughing with each other and things are going really well when the blonde and one friend say they gotta go the ladies room. As I get up to let her go by she graps my hand and drops her purse. I bend to get and she also bends to get it. As I look at her she crotches over and says ""When I get back, Say that You thought I was the best looking girl of the 4 and I'll make it worth your while. It'll be fun"". She winks grabs the purse from my hand and goes off with her friend. I put the chairs back to the bar and one of the 2 remaining friends starts saying how they all really though I was cute and why I couldn't just say that one of them was the better looking of the bunch. I asked why it was so important and she gave me an answer that made sense at the moment. The best looking girl was to be treated to drinks by her friends for the night. That's why they were dressed to kill. They were in competion with each other. OK I thought to myself. I'll do it. So the blond comes back and is giving me the eye so I started to say that I was thinking about this last question and I decided that as a male I owed it to the gals to give them an answer as it seemed that they really wanted an opinion at least. So I said this and that and finally choose the blonde. She jumps up like Miss America being announced. Bam! She jumps on me and starts kissing me with her tounge. I gotta catch my breath. She wispers in my ear, "" Now you gotta get me outta here. Tell them you want to take me for a walk to the beach to talk (right there). I say it. We leave and the first thing out the door she says, ""I am dieing to see you naked. I have been since I saw you. Can we f--k"". I don't have to tell you anymore. Needless to say we dated for over six months before we broke up. This happened in Feb 2002 in the West Palm Beach area and I'm 48 and she is 36, 36-24-35, natural and they're firm. Well tanned, toned and blonde hair to the middle of her back. [--] you are always gonna be hot. "
"I've got a great deal for you, how would you like to go 50/50 on a orgasm."
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